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Too Mutch Information With Gareth Mutch
Too Mutch Information With Gareth Mutch

Episode 3 · 1 year ago

Iain Stirling

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Third episode and its time for something a wee bit different. In this episode Mutch phones up his good friend, Comic, TV Presenter & Voice of Love Island Iain Stirling.

They discuss a wide range of topics including Remaining upbeat in these uncertain times, Dating, Love Island & whats his favourite biscuit.

 

Gareth Mutch

 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsEmWRNKv1AMXmjTwOeLn9Q/videos?view_as=subscriber

https://www.facebook.com/GarethMutchComedy

Hello, everybody unwelcome to episodethree of the too much inforation podcast. This one is a little bitdifferent, this one, I'm speaking to a very good friend, ofmine, very goodcomedian and Voice of Island Ian Sterlin Yeah. We had a conversation thismorning at a time of day. That's not usually a time a day for me but ohad to get up early for it. But youknow we. We had a nice little chat. We spok Ot Lod UFF, we spor e Lovond alittle bit. We spoke about how he's remaining upbeating positive in theseuncertain times. We spoke about how to keep ar dating Li going through apandemic. Please Palk about what his favorite biscuit is. We spoke a lot ofstuff. We got. We got into it a fair bet. He also shades a little bitof light on some Long Island, common misconceptions of loveown. So it'sdefinitely one not to miss I'm not going to Rabbli on for too long instad.Let's just listen to Jha, I hard with very good friend of mine and Talin well eand stolen. Thank you very, verymuch for joining me on the PODCAST. I appreciate it, how are You I am? I go through all the emotions reallymake to be honest with you. Some days me and M me and Laura my partner andhad like a little dat night thing. A few days go where we like, went and hadlike Genan tonics in the bedroom. We calgled it the bedroom bar Ande Wetothe kitchen and had the Bette dinner, and then we went over to the cinema ikthe coach Wer three feet from the kitchen table:hyronically buts, and then that was like. We went to the sunnamine and wewatched lot of instagram lives, nil, Horin, Robby Williams and then PaulCurry. The comedian porcop phenomenal dos O it does its the gun lives evernight in the Oma a and then, after that we had a little glass w bottle of rosy,and I was like I was like this is not bad. This you know M. I tell you whatwhat done I'm goint to be but yeah Buzzet for that yeah. That actuallydoes sound like a very, very positive approach to EVIDENC 's, going on just now. You'vekept and actually totally it's one of e, actually questions that were sent in bysomeone Listeng to the podcast. They were asking. They wee wanted to ask youhow to keep a date in life going through this pandemic, but you've kindof just wrigt off the bat nailed it. But you know how I'd even you know howto even more say, keep the date in life or life, though even more importantright for you go for your dinner or going to watch a film at night oreverboth for Yoars get ready like you're Gotin, a nig out yeah, and when I K Imean, like I, put on a paof jeans, a shut in a Pi of shoes, but jetman likeas a yeah. It's UST like put the enfort Inin of like better after shave. Youmean spray, a Os whatever it is, you do wit Fi, ney, O I doen't makes a world. It makes aworld a difference. Man, when you're just on the coach for the Fourth DinnerAl Yeah, crosty fucking joggies an honestly man you'd, be amazed what whata difference it makes that see that recommendation. That does make a lot ofsense. I've been the pooler opposite that I haven't been like usingshampooership, because I feel like it's just a Wa, Baily Yoush, you barely youshampoo, as as Prepandemi you live like you in a fucking, Sombiapoclypse basement anyway yeah. No, I really am in my element Ma I've. BeenI've been preparing for this for twenty five years to be for training like alike a g. But yes, I go from days at that where Ifeel sor of euphoric, and it feels like this sort of like unique and incredibleexperience that generations to come or...

...talk about and other days. I get reallysad and terrified and yeah. My Dog, like my dog, was being like a littlebit weird two days ago, and I was like my dogs got ton O fise month. Everyone, I know, is going to die and Ihate my life, so I think it's completely normal to go through allthose feelings and emotions. Yeah know, of course, of course, of course, Ocourse. I think I read sot on the other day, but the way dogs cannot getCooveso, you aren safe, Ma your safe, but then I've read a thing that theycan get it. It's just that seller thing it's just. It was just what the worldas you've got to be careful, what you readand yeah Wer for Oman Social Medas,already quite a toxic environment, but times lik anytime. I go into FacebegoTir, I'm just reading something new that just scares me to my fucking coreand there's always something that goes against something nice that you've justread like you might just read like a nice thing, be like. Oh, the vaccineslike two months away and then you'll read like it's going to be a year and ahalf of this year I was listening. I was I was watching a twitch Sim Ilerdayand someone on this touch she was like. Am I got told that M there'll? Be Nolive comedy for at least a year, and I was like, Oh God, and I shano that wassomeone who told someon to someone but ta Al that set yeah. That's just someguys in a commensation on a twitch room, yeah I'm going to sell my host and thenI'm goingto have to get a job, but there's no jobs, because Al en dishesare failed and the got wet into my little rabbit all again. But then I hada bit of you know me an Laura cooed, a better than I felt better again. Soyeah now well happened. I you have seemed to be keeping up. Vegu inspiratson instagram and stuff and, like I've saw you in Laura. Do all that. So youseem to be dealing with it quite well, MIT, so I'd se yeah! That's anotherthing: Laura Got Tech Tock, so I've got to learn how to do bloody dances. AllThi, all the time like a like a firteen year old girl, I mean I'm twenty six years old. I should notbe asking questions like this. I am quite bomerish at times, but is techtok.Basically, just vaine bit longer, yes, I think so, but a N. I could tellby Your Pos a that was a very boomerish thing. O'f just said, O Sholl by thepot, okay boomer, I think, there's Dat, there's lots of music involved in it,and but you can just do I want to do it like vine, but Laura, wouldn't let medo tjust just find one, not music ones. So we have to learn these dances, butit you know what it gives her a little bit of Joine, day and N and then alsothe trade off Er. She then lets me play dark souls I yeahr fortnight for forhours at a time, so you know and exactly like wit, we're all self aclatinto fuckangywe like we all need to find something to keep us in. So we were just talking offstream, butyou doing the podcast of me doing twitch. I think yeah. It's reallyimportant as well, that you do something now that you can see yourselfdoing for a long time like, for example, like I've, always loved twits. It'squite nice that I'm investing more time and effort into the equipment and allthat because in a yes in afterwards like if you maybe there's like I don'tknow, everyone says it al time, but there's like an intheat you've alwayswanted to learn. You might be rubbish at it. The entire time you're inquarantine, lock on Whateve, you yeah, but then, if youre like that, a littlebit better at the guitar when this all es and then you can go out, Yo mean wetyour mix. When you're hamered you can get the guitar and Imean you knock itlike a bit of Wonderwal. Soi makes oll thing waff ar the wayol mean it's notabout it's, also, not necessarily about the shottern games, but also vote. Youmean that little thing that you've allways told yourself you ere going todo that. You've never quite got run to do it exactly Bau what a productive wayto spend this time. I think that's great evasion on me and I think that'sgood. I think that's good for you as well, because I think the reason meanyou get on so well, as I do feel like. We are the same person, but I'm justluckily six years I had yeah to en at. If, because, like I', actually in a way,I think you're better, because if I didn't put into Lock Don at twenty five,I would have died of alcohol poison in...

...by Ha like a hundred percent ould have just been drunken intotesearly days. MAIT IS EARLY DAS. What is this wo? I mean that is a very goodpoint, but Laura's not a massive drinkand. It is just so useful when itgets to like it get done it noand, I'm I'm dodingin folks on the alcohol LeitsSright. I think, because I had a few drinks last night, which iave not been doing it, but it justgets like four five o'clock, an you'r like what else. Literally what else?I'm GIN, How d you a hern O, go how Ofen Teday we do anything else. Howdyou end tes, dhrugs, drugs till you sleep, that's my game plan, but yeah th will be there's. Also poseI've also done so many fucking Poop I've never done more pushups and squats,and I fucking life me you're. One of them are you ouy actually keeping fitinthis, I anm. Actually I mean by. I say it wasa very nice thing you said earlier, but her we're like pretty much the sameperson, but I'm just six yes behind, but you keep saying stuff laut, you arelosing the analogy: A'm, the polar opposite. I've never et more crisps inmy life yeah, but that's because you're, the sexis behind you Uyou, just metyour love Ly, lady you're, going to eventually settle dowinto domesticBlessin, you're BECOM, your rapped, I mean I know for a FAO. ORAEVER gonnayou've got this sort of personality where you're going to end up runninglike eight maraphons a year, but the take. We look. Sorry, I mean oh I'llpanic later in life, a hundred percent yeah the damage, I'm doing no willlater be I'll shit myself and try and do something hundred Persen Ank, I'mlike the same wit, smoking e ESME. I'm Ere, I'm here to tell you that that isabsolutely true. Recki, so I, whatever it self an latingstuff and Netflix and chill is stronger than it ever has been. What do yourecommend People Watch bench? What ave you hein sterlin been ben. I feel, likewe've, been quite triggering in this podcast so far and a little bitrigoring ISO just talking about all the sort of things that can cause anxietyin these tes. I see it Moreas raiting of weirdness. I don't think anyoneneeds to be made any more aware of the situation that a depen with you, butthat's why I'm going to recommend normally I'd, go with like serialkiller, documentaries or like thrillers or lashes of horror, but there is acomedy series on Netflix called Shits Creek, oh, but MAC fuck memi. I litlestart watching that last night. How good is it Mei, locly started watchingthat last night. increded me and Laura are one of those couples where we havenever got more than two or three episodes yep to a CV BE GE either oneof them t one of US gets bored of it or because of mo working schadule. I comehome and she's watch. Four episodes of it without me, wherever yeah, Yeh,Shits Creek, we are on I series five Wevh, oh well, your smash through it.It's just that ti Il geds long episodes, thee really funny. The characters arephenomenal yeah. I agree, actings, brilliant and it just and it's got it'sgot an EBNC story, every episode and it's neanly twenty minutes, so everyscene just wezzes by an yeast perfect, and it's like it's that thing. If youhaving a CRF, you feeling a bit crap that day, twenty minutes, O Shits Creekyou'll be right, is rain that so weird that you just recommend. I saidliterally just started watching that last night and I agree with everythingyou've just said: the characters are incredible like well the thing I'mwriting a stcom at the minute, and so I became obsessed with opening scenesyeah and because in an openy scene, you've got to establish all of yourmean characters and be funny and you've got under a minute. Yeah, and it's likethe opening scene in friends, is the perfect example of like setting up thecharacters. Do you think about it? Andother Umeber Rachel comes in with awell yen, the wedding dress. So it's like what is it they're all saying whatth, what they dreat last night, R, what they wish they had yeah exactly eachcharater says what the Weste had. I...

...might be wrong that bad, but theybasically each capter, says weither Drevin the had or a thing they wanted,which sets up that Carter perfectly Ross then says O. I just want a wife.Rachel comes in an a wedding, dress, hilarious! That's set up the wayl; theywant the relationship, that's going to carry you for over ten years and thenchannle goes. I wish I had a million pounds funny jog, so you know you knowye every character. You know the main love story of the entire series andit's been a joke and it's under a minute and it's just phenomenal ratingand ships. Creek is very late, that the opening scene T jus and itll. NotBasically it's about this millionaire family who get lose all their moneybecause th N, they don't pay their taxes and man red you come and fuck hemover and they just lose. Evithod, an within a minute, you're like thesepeople are idets. I love them, I'm back in them, even though Ishouldn't- and it's just great it's just so grod. I can't recommend enough.Shits Creek can't recommend that enough, yeah, no yeah, do I felly fully girthati's great. Can I pry you're Rightin O Sitcom? What is Wei al about, but we're not really meant to beannouncee at the minute right? Well, I onically meant to be an inent Aron.This time I mean, I think it's all right that I could talk about it. It'sOkan Jimean! This is this is pretty low, miy right me, a hundred percent. Basically, it's a modern is a modern ty,its a modern day, friend, sort of apes right, her cin it the minute. It'scalled it's it's sort of set in that the age your approaching, basicallythat' sort of like like late twent Lake lawage, went wooer. That is right thatage that just didn't exist until the sort of millennial generation where,like you, would be married with kids, bynor and no and you've sort of maturedenough that you could do all that. But you've got all these pressures in yourlife an make. You not want to do that and what it and what those people inthat sort of situation go for is so it's that basically, but funny, and Ithink the Samet I dive a Shit screek three stories: Every episode, twentyminutes, hopefell just buzz by ters, that's Great Tan! Are you reatingit with anyone? Or is I solo at with the comedian? Stevebbigia Arbush?That's great bigil fell tor support, Mutchi an boochyeah. I know that that would be, and again asyou were saeing projects to do now that in the long run, will still be yeah.Well, that's heawfable, it might get it might get completely canceled. It mightget postponed and might go ahead as Plann, but I think the thing you got todo is like I we were saying before I'm enjoying it doing it. I get to walkwith my friend Steve. It gives us as a man I think as well. It gives us areason to call each other and we eah ca exactly let even doing this podcastmean you had a nice little chat for ten fif year, for we started the Poe, achat we might not have had if we didn't have a professional engagement, exactly it's nice man. No, exactly I excitedabout that yeah! You tell you actually just touch with it there, how I've donesome Tu support, free and stuff, which I am immensely amaznly agratfule forwas there anyone that w e, when you like started out? was there anyone that,like helped you that you remember like when you look back now ma that personwas actually fuckin massively well, when I first first started out thewonderful sus, an carmon was always great to me and it was. I was on areally. It was a really nice position with season, because Susan had justleft low to do comedy, fiell time and Sowerto you on the Sam way to you, our wonderful wife, Lee was still can meetthe and Stilla lawyer as well yeah, and I was at law school doing comedy. So Isortin got. You got te Bo, wer sort of like my yeah, we're like my young andmy Yang, and that Arespec t Georgeo Solon to you, who you know soon to be well, not soed,to be mother in law. That makes it son Thik I've, actually pit a ring.

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...any way interesting content. This is nojust me speaking to my Parli and SARLA. I actually feel like. I have grown up abit. You know like from from living with a messes like. I should do justfeel a bit more like I enjoy doing trivial stuff now, and I give myself alittle like a little bat in the back of look at me just doing the dishes shorsts yeah. I think there for me there's two elements to it. Like I lived Alonfor a long time which mean I sort of didn't my actions didn't impact onanyone else. Yes, whichi there was lots. Oi was doing like leaving stuff lyingabout, and all that that I honestly didn't even realize. I was doingnecessarily because, because I just thought it neverbothered me and yeah and it's only used to be bothered yeah and then, at thesame time, when you start doing that stuff, you do realize, like theimplications in like, like your mental health and well beinglike little things. I never thought ever get firs posion, but like it's soso dat, but like im getting into a mad bad at the end of the night yeah Isleep so much better than IV. I get upstairs. I IV Laura's been away for acouple thes working and I get upstairs, and you know that there's the Dunycovers and that, like Cocul of shame, I just es like it be line in its ownfelth all day, whereas of it's just ef, it's just folded flat which take yeafour seconds world wi I for the. I read I really interestind thing as well bitmaking the bed d. You know that it's wide, you know even it os in Tlite,marine movies and stuff. They always GE yeah army, guys to me, beg Yu know whythey, you know why they get them to do that. I do not know educatme x becauseit means the minute you woke up. You've already achieved a goal for the dayfuck it there. You go good at you that, and that is NOI Mansea. A Sy Ben Awak.You've been awold, let's be honest in my case, wich a you're await yeur atadbed, so you've been awake. Four minutes and you'v already achieve thing.For me, you've been awake for ninety five minutes. You've complete Instagram, live you've,man, Ye yeah, exactly it's AOTER storyso. I never said to ward instagramlive until bloody M coronavirer started. Who Do you mean nuck? I've neverthought of it as a thing really instagram life. I thought you' going tosop with him. I used to do ones on love iothe times where I used to get. Weused to have me and my friend used to drink a bottless champagn each and toquestions ye h and then once love island started to get that the level ofmedia scritiny that it did. I decided that getting blind drunk sodont. I couldn't remember what I'd said on on the Internet for everyone to seewhat people askd me questions about. The most talked about show andtelevision was probably not a great idea and everybody came to a sad endand was lik your hands. was that someone else coming ind going? No! No!I just genuinely thought I can't be bothered bit the AG of me saying onelike Jemmin. I don't really Dr. I drink beer so like I can do ten pints, I'msort of all right, but you give me like two glasses for cecle and I can don GIVa week. So I just don't think it was really wath the risk. You know yeah noee. I never done anything bad, but I was like I'm not also I'm not gettingin trouble over a bloody instagram like I can just sit on a meet and we canhave a bottle champigne. Each man just chat to each other casually, not yea.We exactly doesn't have to be recorded because that's elote thing that we'R inthis generation wher, you do think Yia. I don't need this doesn't need anaudience it's hard to it, s sometimes hard toturn off those like I in everyday life. I think it was me and my buddy ban. Wewere Bcaus Ben's musician and we were listening to like just this new musicmix and lay we were just like speakingabout it and like I don't want to Sy Rippin it or whatever, but we're likeheavily critiqueing. Should I see and like halfway through that I was likeOrme, the should be a fucking. This should be a podcast we should film ispeople would love hat yeah and I Mike...

Kno they probably wouldn't maketheou're, probably just having a nice time in your mat. Let it be that yeah will even me Laura on that datenight. It's funny how it changes. So we' done like hen we got ALD at, wedidn't mean it to. We didn't want to broadcast it to anyone, but like wewere we'd got all dressed up. I'd Nad, these really poty. I went all out Imade like properly curold, like they made a peeled like a cucumber and curolTAT tat. The cucumber was in there owagent Yeahn Ittol. Very nice m usedHen riks because I went with a C Combuan. We went upstairs and I hadjazz lunge music on so felt ti, but then what I'm saying is wedidn't do it to anyone, but then win. Instagram live Startin E, Wer, sing,long to nail horring and all that yeah we started filing it and n by the timeyou filmed it once and next thing you know the rest of it were just thatsetit's all an instagram lihen up and esode on Instagram theylike people gotto see this, you so the water bricks, and it was nice and actually the nicething I, but it was a lot of people. Seit me a little things after was Wetye,went an Lotl date nights for the partner. Of course, yeah is a look sothat was a positive, but there was athing of like we didn't really needpeople dadn't need to know that that happened. It was just we done it soyeah tin. Do you think there's an elementthere of the like? If me and Elie, for example, were to do that it would b, it would be a differentthing, like I think, a lot of people with Cennego. Why that like? What? Why?Are You doing that? Whereis you, your two TV persnels people would reallylike it. I thini meanitbut. I think it's on yourhead. Isn't that's all it's all relative! Isn't that because Ike at thesame time, I could argue, but people really likeyou. I've got a lot of people, but then people a the people that follow you inInstagram, really like you and Aly yeah like in Geman, it's all relative. Weturn that I really funny I'm geing much bettery. I took so long disserly,there's a I've got this funny thing and it's definitely a generational thing.When it comes to the Internet, I've talked to Meis about a few friendsefore, especially being a comedian. I've been wanting to this twitch gimanthing for literally years yeah. Originally what do like a youtube?Sears, I'm obsessed with watching guys, like I watch guys in the Fairis made,be kids doing you youtube series ofic e Fer have done since o Tosan fifty seemto and then and the reason I never done it is in my head when it comes tomaking content for the Internet. Whenever I'm filming myself, I just seeevery comic that I respect or I'm friends with a now watching on theirphones going. Why is he doing that yeahwhat's? He doing that for whereasstand up, I can die on my ass. Ju mean horrible death. No one laughing awfuldoesn't really bother me. The tamraeris great then Telly, wise kids, TV havedressed up as a woman in Song, songs yea, I mean I'v like Dancein thestreets of like London. People in Bana doesn't bother me, but this issomething about when I make an Internet content where I just feel like peoplelike. Oh, why is, I o think that I think I know I think I could laybe see,because I have a very siber thing and I know why it is for me and it may be thiin for you. The reason I is for me, because it can comedy if you go up- andI know it's like Thaa Camra like there's an element of Camaragerie andbecause we've all been there like every comic that even he commes respectthey've Diedin, the rist everyone has so like if they see that and they'rethere. There is like an element of Camaradre there, but see on an Internetvideo. It's just because people really know that this is like it's Yoursso Imean like I've sat down. I've put my little light to face me: Ive Hit,recording the camera and I've sat there and I've edited it like I put time intothis. So if ot any point, I come across cringy people like why ye spent likefucking three hours on this cheese yeah. I think it's tatthat. Maybe it is thatmaybe it's that sort of like it's that second fers, where you've it thats. Ithink you've nilled, that I think it's...

...a second feese where someone whereyou've watched that back and you'Ron- that's brilliant. I'm going to put thaton the Internet Yeah! THAT'S THE BETT! Isn't it that I a bet where peoplewould look at me playing FIFA? I mean it's more of a thing Nhou but like intwo thousand and sixteen a lor Te cometiers Wuld be like Ian filmedthemselves playing FIFA watching himself playing fefer and thoughtPeople Wene to watch me play Fefar, that's the wors of I. Where Is it? Ijust tolkd Toa fefitand Geg I'd be like well. That was an awful idea. Anewanyeah. It was not yeah idea. We've all had off ideas, don't car about it. Yes,exactly yeah! No, I think it as that Sester,because I'm the same man like the first podcast tapit I'd, never just sat infront of a microphone with like no one in a room or whatever, and just me like.I know what I want to talk about and, like I know what stories I want to telland stuff by a'm, just sat in my house just talkin into microphone. It's avery it's like hat's, a new skile. It was you as well. I sorry okayso right,Makn, ise all right. What e we going to SA. I was just going to say you'dnotice when you' done it, I've tried, I tried twice to do a podcast, just likea Talky podcast I'd got into some like Bild Bar and all thati Fon Yea v Tetalk for an hour yeah and I'm finish e Cordn, as like probably done about. Iknow where ther I looked Mer recordins like seventeen minutes on is a nightyeah. It really fuckitg is you know like Idid the I the hole for this whole section pland. Where was going toanswer like tough moral dilemas, I was just going to go through them and I waslike I'll ref on that. Like I know how to I can, I could make light of it.This will be fine, I'd, look o them before inm prepped, and I, as you justsaid, I said, and I did, and I was like honestly: I'm gonna have to trim theFoun this. This is going to be like two hours and I hadn't even hid twentyminutes, and I was like how the fens e mad it's crazy, ye realize as well,because I think that's a reason why a lot of radio presenters do people'adsin, because with anything else like a musicalnimentor anything or even comedics as a live audience, you can see. There's a skillthere. You like, Oh that's a yeah, difficult thing to do so least, aredoing that trecky thing I couldn't do that tricky thing with radio, it's justa person talking and until you've sit in a room, it just a maeophone and tryto talk ay not seem like I' Don Ion man, you don't know Ho absolutely tra is,and also when people new radio their Badeye. So you just listen to thisperson. You can't essentially can talk yeah just talk man what's wrong with,but actually they've got a desk in front number and it got ahead. The NewsBang at twelve o'clock yeah, no exactly the OT that thing and feed up that oneand feed that, though- and it's Mac really tricky- I thout yes, why yeahthat's my edence people, Sam wit, present and people that present you'relike? Why are you so bad at talking Ou, because ire talking to Cameraa, not ahuman being se impossible to make it come across his natural conversationyeah? Because that is something that y that I've always known, that I am it'slike proper, proper dog shit out. I cannot read something that I like Li E.IF, if I'm reading it for the first time-and I have to read it out loud in front of people, it's it's all over the place.I am fucking up every second word a hundred percent, and that is what TVpresent ind pretty much is really in it. Thir's, like you, there's like a bigtelepromp jed thing that I'd imagine and you a just walt, read that that'smy fucking worst Nahema, that Om Timein is ot to sometimes you just got to lake.That's the thing I found going from gone from, presenting to act and I'veliterally filmed two episodes of a TV show, but like the mathemic Gong from Centin, Dactonis presentind. Sometimes you've not got a prompt on what you got to do is youusget giving a script and the the cat visits poentia onwords, which aons wecouldn't be bothered making this any good to you, do the work yeahye but like sometimes it is n't. Ten titust. What you put you mincof, you just got to sort of remember two pages ofscript. You use got emember I this is...

...where I've got to start thiss wt I'vegot to get to. These are the important full numbers and stuff. I've got toremember a D youjust. Do that and then, when you stop, when you GOINGTO act in,I was like doing the scripts and theyere like nothe wor, it's in go overthe fence and I'm like Wel I'v SUGGESTIDG that I'm going over thatfence like I'm there there about, like no someone's spent ages right in thisactually and also Betterman, that someone was me yeah, exactly Yo, Yourdand then you've got to get it from every other angle. So you've got to sitt the same time every time. Otherwise the cuts will walk on the CAD soets onyeah. It's easy to say, put it in your own words, but then there's a lot ofother things that could fall apart. If you don't put it in your n wordscorrectly, some bloody litly right Ian. I believe this to be. Is it your fourthUK teer that you're going to be doing this year? I mean your read, I think soI don't know. Actually I haven't done my research, but in my head I thinkit's your fourth and my Roger. I think I done a little one. I' done a littleone second year of avilent. Basically, nobody came to yeah and then I've doneso who yeah ten yeah then well yeah, but then that was as technically thatthink that was the same to, although it was too different tours. Wasn't it yeah?That's right, I think you're right. This could be my fourt yea yeah. Sothat's what is saying it's called feeling upwards great name: GreatPoster Carri PRETCHARDMC, the comedian carry petture of McLean described mylife as that all right on the comedy bus, a TV show an comedy central and mygirlfriend and family mentioned how pairefully that's some perfect wo sens,where carry doesn't even remember, saying it, but my entire friends, yourboading, sweat. That's it Wah, live by that now, because that's why I wasgoing to ask: Where did that come from to Ky Prettimecli yeah, she basialy anycom, this epiode of the comedy Bos that be done. I basically we all go back toour hometownes and MI, like mini storling, what I was putting on a Carlifor my parents because e they basically done everything from Mi my whole life,and I what to this yeah? No, and despite me, Puting Veil ITL EF and itssort of warked it happend so carry said Thein seems to just feel up woristhrough life and that'. I think I frustrate a lot of people because ionlever plan or do anything, but I always don't get me wrong. There's been a lotof absolute disasters, an a Ot lights, meston appointments dropped butgenerally peaking. It seems to be goine all right and it can yeah Fru Strat Ido,organize t people who watch this bumbling miss so get away with itconstantly speakitg. You just brought Tapi to yourmomand dad there. I I think it was in December last year I was doing acharity Gig for the Edinburgh Cat and docol yeah. I remembe got Edinburgh,dog and CATM. Don't don't get the wrong way around Mae o? I get it the wrongits always dogs always take player over the cats. Come I'll. Take that again,I've just got to captsy. So that's probably where that fucking mystacescome from Soadebo SA anyway. In I remember, I was doing a chaity Gig inDecember for the Edinburgh dog and Cathom, and I was wondering because Iknew yourself and Allison and Rogerwere always like big supports. I just had alittle fine ead going. I wonder if I was in ill, be there todight and thereand then fucking Lon bold. She was there supporti along she like she. Shedoes a lot of Wat for the DAG and cat home yeah. We that's Sho. We've alwayshad all our pets from there and my mom's a massive animal lover and whenshe was a little girl her and her mom would always bring stray mad animalslike proper, like old school animals. t a like, parakeets and stuff like. I wasliterally just with to ask you what you wet about proper old skill. Animal likeSoi, think, is you woudnan be Ali. I went to a rabbit. I went to a rabbitwhen you said proper ALD school rabbits. Absoltelyalowd me. I don't know whatnewsuall I don't know what Fi I kno you're, not a Tein as vany rabbitskicking about now. I remember pe used to watk rabbits on leads by whus thatexactly proper old school, but not now...

...rigt, Kay Yeh on to the last question, the main femous podcast. If there isone it's not thit's, not really is meany. Just me rumbling shit, but ifthere was to be one, it's me kind of Shar those stories that people normallysay I's like too much information. So I was wondering what is your most like,embarrassing or like cringy story that you can share with us like? What's astory that you remember but like I really embarrassed in sortof cringy type, sharing too much information story, shering too muchinformation. I am definitely a bit Er than I am definitely a bet of anovershar. I think as a comedian, because we er professionally, there issometimes bout and boundary social boundaries an place that we do not recognize or associate ourselves wel.So I definitely am the sort of person who will know someone for a week andI'll be like open up about. Like my childhood, an my relationship andthey'll be like bro week or to like we've just made. We we've been to yogatogether twice man. This is mental yea you're, just my badmin parlets fuckingchill, I I just don't know, think my careeris going in the direction I wantto to like dude. I work in a shot. I'm e Checker Guy. They what You Doing Oi'm trying to think of like there'stjist there's another thing about it is like oversharing, I feel like sometimesMyim Buroma on that is so off. I might tell you something: That's actually notthat bad over Sher and theould be like several stories that people be like youdid what, but just yeah exactly it just es wo you're talking to and when have Iovershared Mi, so many stories there'. So manystories Lik, because it's weird that in it, because I find that Fascinag likeit's again setain, you said of like as Comedians. So, for example, there's abit you do great bit about you having a thought about getting the fucking thiswhen you're holding a baby just getting the the soft bit. Yes, crushin a Bi tat,sometin hat yeah. That is something that I would think to most people injust general conversation would definitely be overshere. A IYOU wouldsay that on stage and have in front of O that Bette stand up, I've definitelyheld someone's newborn baby touched its head and gone off. Why isit Al Soft at the back, like 've, a hundred percent done that before I thenyeah in what have happened? I some love gone, don't tell a woman who's just hada baby that or kids heads off squestions of so mat. You don't evenknow that baby. So that's probably that's pobtl a perfet example ofoversher and I that better material when I say hose soft Tobacko, my baby'shear there's a hundred percent cade from me. Holding and also my mates arejust get into the baby sates. But I'm not there. Lord Laura's friends are atthe baby stage, so it wouldn't e, be one of my friends, babies. It Ave beenone of Laura's friends, vews and I have held that baby because Laura alwaysmakes me hold the babies and get fouhts of me. Halld te babies and I have goten Ar Sandra your baby'shead- feels a bit like an avocado mothers. Tennot have a brilliant senseof humor about you know. Of course MAK is head. So that's. That's. Probably that's.Probably that's a very good example. When I've overshoed talking about gother people's babies, Ihave notice I used to do a bit about how I tsort of like in that same, buthow IV sort of like basically hate everyone's baby, because everyone likestheir baby more than they like me and the so of general. Praise was, like you,Eve, know your baby for a week, we've been friends for years, and Idefinitely noticed when I went round people's houses. People were verystrange about how they behave with he baby ro MEO yeah, youiit off my baby met on comede central, so fuck you very much Rigi an riht before you go we'll dothese say somewhat quick fire ther's. Just the. I think it's fourquestions from people who listen to...

...podcast, so that's like half of thewhole fucking listener base the first one it comes in from Nikola. What wouldbe your game plan if you were to go into the villa and do you think peoplehave game plants, fancy O PAC my game plan? I think I think some people havea game plan, but I think the great thimg at Love Island is the game. Plangoes out of the window when you're trying to find love like you'll, knowybecause, it's that thing of like being it. Someone is incredible andLove F, wonderful, Experiencen, but then the people, other people likeannoy you and when you care for thet other person. If it's hard to carry outyour game plank, you got another person. You need to worry about. So that's whatmakes the game plan difficult. I think mine would be. I would probably just try and settledown with someone early, because the thought of the whole dating thing andall that now Mikes my tols coin. I just want to meet someonehonestly. It could be the most attractive human in the world whowalking and I'm like. I can sit down for dinner and ask what your mom anddads are call an. What's your favorite color. I can't do it anymore. I justneed to know someone and be chilling with someone. I can't so I would Jusisit first person. I Cop Wat Weth, that's Weare Santally married, that'sit! You can't get it. That's like a really nice real life answer, but Ifeel like and I'm sorry I'e. I know it's like your question to answer, butI feel like that would be a guff watch like just the people that just go inand set. Oh quick people like a bit drama. Do only people would like a bitbreaking up, then wit other people. Other people can do that and I can giveRi Rit observations on what they're doing just Goodt Shaing aroon tie mark. I basically want to keep the dateinelement an absolute minimum, because the thought of it gives me anxiety, reckay, here's another question: Fuck,I'm going off Scripti in here. What is like the one thing and I know Ima I know I understand that you're not Goinna, give the biggest dejuicees Gos to thetoo much information procast. I know that. But what is like the one commonmisconception that you feel people have a roun loveown that you would like toset stret there's this consent thing at theminute that the people are like the people are like fake or whatever andlike because- and the thing you cut remember, is like this year more so than a lot of years. We gotlike really like normal people like you just have like normal jobs and j mean they are beautiful. Obviously, and youknow they got the charismatic and the funny becausethey've got to be, but because theyre normal people- youput them in a house that they knows like this really wellknown TV, show and all that it just takes a bit of time to just to life. You know: That's like anoiaof Coupeople, sometimes Misconstru, that as like these people are so fake, like no.These people are normal humanbians that are just trying to Jug Tin Trul into aworld, and I think that's other thing for me is like, and it happens withevery TV show with tast master anything that's got a new lineup people alwaysgo after day. One or will a RUBBERH is Yor. There's no, like my favorite thingis when everyone's like well, there's no offer this yher, I'm like well, allof e didn't come into love. Island till Casse Mor see there wast nomor velastyear, yeahtue people forget thate, Ol, well,Cristan, Cam, wor, the best yeah, because you're thinking about them. Sixweeks en when they' t this wonderful relationship andpeople, I think it might be. Then Internet generation thing people justdon't give thing stuff, tame anymore and again, Love Island Issa was e exactsame by the end. Everyone's like, Oh, my God. I Love T shinnes everyone, herIACHANIS when it's died. I love Shinis is so curry and then nextyear first week a love o. He Ben be...

...like it's rubbis os year, there's noshinise, but you hate, Ou, Shittis, yeah, exactly exactlyare, so fasttoforget and yeah. I think the thing that always frustrates me is like you've got to let things establish andyou've got to develop relationships and you've got to get to lake thecharacters. That's that goods for any any piece of television, not just loveTan. So that's the thing that frustrates be the Mosto like well said: Rachel wants to know what isyour favorite biscuit and if he can't pig just one, what is like your MountRushmore of BIS. Well, Laura loves, LAURA IS IRIS, so percap there's thisclaim that carbrace taktes better in Ireland but they've got better flavors.We had them pime Ridiculo. We had ridiculously coming from Ui Saen, a manthat thinks Amazon started cronavirus, and I think I think I think the other day I had pineapple flavorjafficates and they were incredible. Oh me, no, the really good a so I likean pinapple aver, Jafficat yea. I know about Likei like a Yorke as well. That's annoyed me that a pineapplejafpic is really really delicious, Ma, honestly really delicious hit's reallyy okay. Kate would like to know this isactually the way it's worded. This is the best question if summoned to thehouse of Vabe, for your vabe check what is said: VI, vibe, Z, vibez sort of mildly, anxious all times to a like noticeable, but notdisturbing level, but then with a sort of like, but then with like a fun overtoud. That's your Veb Yeah! I think that'swhat I do. I just sort of unsettled people for a bit and then I just sortof a bit quite of a little bit of a laugh. I guess a lotof peace, that's mything! I alwayspiece yeah I pece on the phone yeah is Laai,does Laura's absolute head and I just I'm like a shark when I'm on the phone,I have to be in motion allte times. You know, I'm the exactly the exacty Yealways got some to do. Plean wit like little BITs sa I'm picking stuff upthat I've knowin other intention of any other interecto o. They should Mak imout o absolutely shat a professional look at that, but we both will not recki well. The last question was fromon about how you keep a dating life going through a pandemic. Butyou'vealready you've, already toughed, O Tha, think the biggest Li. I would like toreatorate that Rokit not every evening but o an evening. Just buff is getdolled up and it does't have te mean ye, but, like you know, even the whole likeI do it to not even the whole getting ready and like not separate like O.However, you Jimean, however, you get ready for a night out, like you meanlike keep that routine going, and it just makes the the even feel thatlittle bit special and I'm what not one for getting dressed up and all that soyeah. I don't think that would be. Math va bu its really good, so that yeahwell UN under your advician. I think me and either ore going to do that thisevening, send me a picture of Mi. I Will E, I will do mit well genuiry.Thank you very, very much for for doing this. I really appreciate youall the way from London appreciate it. I fucking. I hope there the days fortur reschedule and all thisgoes away and the they sart. We have got ndex rescheduled at the minute, sothey've been all the all Bei Tom forlier this year in it ano for Marchnextv March next or March next year, roki yeah, probably for the best year,because then hopefully the all of us will be over. Be Your Best Luck withall that yoand met. Yeah Yeah, I hopefully see you very soon. Yeah go ondate, nights wash your hands and it's...

...not as bad as you think it is everyone beautiful insode. Thank you for ever.NBITE makes spicture later the bay great chat with en stoen there yeahwill be back normal service will resume risust me ramble and all this stuff. SoI'm going to be putting out a message on my instagram for other tough towns,r questions or more of Dilema. So if you could fol me in instagram and bethere and send me an all the questions you would like so yeah, hopefully see you again lateron this week, a we GA munch thank Yo for UN for listening I'll PUSS, youback over to the sweet, sweet tunes, a Dave B, Mac an jar stay safe. Wash. Youfuckint hand it the.

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